So I'm a Spider, So What?

Because I went a little cray-cray, I’m now the weakest “god” without any way to actually USE abilities! I mean, yeah, eating a GMA bomb is definitely a “don’t try this at home, kids” kinda thing, but really, it’s not like I had much of a choice! And now I’m stuck like this—a god with no way to protect myself, traveling with a Demon Lord who may or may not want to kill me...

Our journey through the snowy mountains ain’t goin’ off without a hitch, lemme tell you that much. I’m still basically worthless since I haven’t figured out how to use my godly powers or like, you know, WALK on my own, so that’s been oodles of fun…especially with hordes of vicious apes bearing down on us! But the monkeys are the last of my troubles…right? RIGHT?!